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Joke of the Day
"To the women who keeps waking me up at 3AM by pounding on my door: I'm not letting you out."
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"I'm in an ""open relationship"" with eating healthy."
"My blonde gf thinks... My blonde gf thinks that USB is a back up plan just in case USA fails."
"The nurse who can smile when things go wrong is probably going off duty."
"what do you call... what do you call a bad noodle? AM IMPASTA!"
"If someone asks what you do for a living and you reply ""I'm a lunatic"" they won't ask any more questions."
"My girlfriend is like a bagpipe When I squeeze her she makes annoying noises."
"A friend asked me if I knew what the best pizza was. I said I didn't know but Digior knows"
"What did the Jew say when he evaded the Nazi officers? Auschwitz! That was close!"
"What did Mario say when he found out he got drunk and had sex with a green mushroom? ""Well, I fucked that one up."""