51753
Joke of the Day
"Want to hear a word I just made up? Plagiarism"
Next Joke
"What do you call an elf made of lego? Legolass"
"Jokes that Eddie Murphy could have done on SNL40. Here is mine. I did comedy for the fame, money and sex with white women. The 80's was so long ago. Good night folks."
"what is your dirtiest joke ever What's the difference between a blonde and a 747? Not everyone's been in a 747."
"I had a couple dates and one of them sucked. So I stopped seeing the other one."
"I quit watching awards shows, because I never win anything."
"How do you turn a cow into a steak? You mootilate it."
"When it comes to telling a joke, opportunity Knock Knocks. #jokes"
"What do you call A Tale of Two Mosquitoes? A bite-time story."
"The baby spit up on my Xbox so I had to get rid of it... I'm gonna miss that baby..."