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Joke of the Day
"Every time I glue uncooked pasta together, a macaroni angel gets its wings."
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"I can eat a rope and have it come out tied at the other end. . . I shit you knot"
"What did Jesus say to the Roman guy that pissed him off? Don't cross me."
"Cop: Know why I pulled you over? Me: Yeah Cop: Oh ok nevermind"
"Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine. Why was seven afraid of eight? Induction."
"My fake ID's finally ready. Can't wait to order off the kids' menu!!"
"My dogs wouldn't pee this morning They didn't do squat"
"What is the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken."
"Stephen Hawking finally published his new book. It's about time."
"*Shakespeare resetting his password* ""Enter new password."" Fortnight ""Your password is two weeks."""