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Joke of the Day
"Every time I glue uncooked pasta together, a macaroni angel gets its wings."
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"Why didnt the mole make it to the stripclub? He was slow as molasses."
"When my robot left me for Africa I had to ask why. ""Why are you moving there?"" ""Because! Botswana! Duh"""
"What did the green grape say to the purple grape? ""BREATHE DAMMIT!!"""
"Everyone in my house has diarrhea I guess it runs in the family"
"What do you say when a dog runs away? Dog-gone!"
"What did one boob say to the other? You're my breast friend. We have had so many mammaries together."
"Love is like a fart... If you have to force it, it's probably shit."
"Whats the difference? Between a large pizza and a black father. A large pizza can feed a family of four."
"*kills time while waitimg for train* oh no with time dead the train will never arrive"