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Joke of the Day
"What did Jesus say to the Roman guy that pissed him off? Don't cross me."
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"What's the difference between modern pop and Christmas music? One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs."
"Anyone you can do, I can do better.."
"Dad tell me a joke[nsfw] ""Hey dad tell me a joke"" Dad:""Pussy"" Son:""I don't get it"" Dad:""I know hahahaha"""
"People who say ""I hate to bother you"" need to learn to hate it a little bit more."
"Mum are the Smiths very poor people? I don't think so Jimmy. Why do you ask? Because they made such a fuss when their baby swallowed a coin"
"Saw this guy having engine troubles with his smart car. So I got out my son's legos and built him a new one. I'm such a giver"
"Raise your right hand if you were home schooled. No, your other right hand."
"A King taught his son how to use the toilet today. Now they call him Prince Charmin."