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Joke of the Day
"Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine. Why was seven afraid of eight? Induction."
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"""There are only 2 four letter words that are offensive to me - Don't and Stop.....unless they are used together..."""
"What do you call a detective novel about eskimos? Whodinuit"
"how many /r/jokes user does it take to repost a joke? three. one to actually do it, one to complain that it has been done before, and another one to repost the said repost"
"I finally figured out the secret to click bait. It is to repost the title every week."
"Reddit must have seen your mom the other day... ...cause went down for while and has been *up* ever since."
"On hold with IKEA. The message just told me ""there's more to life than furniture."" Time to reevaluate everything I thought I knew."
"Ever heard of rodeo sex? NSFW That's where you mount her from behind, then lean forward and whisper ""this is how your sister liked it."" and see if you can stay on for ten seconds! :)"
"The answer to 4 Leg, 2 Leg, 3 Leg riddle is a man... because a woman is on her knees all day."
"Me: *Reaches over, cuts up food, says ""open wide"" & starts making airplane noises* Guy: *stunned silence* -Single Mama on a date"