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Joke of the Day
"Cop: Know why I pulled you over? Me: Yeah Cop: Oh ok nevermind"
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"Did you hear about the guy who had five cocks? They say his pants fit like a glove."
"I think marriage is probably like having a business partner. No that's not true, probably weird if your business partner takes your kids"
"[First day at New Job] New Boss: When in Rome do as the Romans you know? <Slaughters entire office and imposes grain taxes on peasantry>"
"what's the cheapest force? centrifrugal"
"I entered Reddit's pun contest.... .... I submitted ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would get an upvote. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did."
"What do Africans eat for lunch? Ebola soup"
"According to rom coms, I haven't met the perfect guy because I've never chased an important paper down the block in a gust of wind."
"Watching Jeopardy backwards would be about a panel of 3 people asking Alex Trebek questions that he always gets right."
"Irish Problems.... Q:How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish man? A: None! (potato famine) Old one, i did not make, nor do i take any credit."