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Joke of the Day

"What is the last step in manufacturing Tickle-Me-Elmo's before packaging and shipping to stores? Give it two test-tickles."

"How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math? Carry the Juan"

"How does a Chinese family name their children? They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs."

"Your momma is so classless... she could be a Marxist utopia"

"Q:where do you see yourself in 5 years? A:I don't know i dont have 2020 vision All credit goes to /u/RegretDesi"

"What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a bald eagle A life time ban from the zoo and a felony...apparently"

"*Skrillex' mother puts her ear to his bedroom door* *She hears constant bass drops* *Dad walks up* ""Sounds like he's Wubbing one out.."""

"During puberty, how did Cookie Monster's friends describe him? ""Young, dumb and full of crumb"""

"Obama could eat children alone under a bridge hunched over like Gollum in a thunder storm and he'd still be better than Bush."

"How do crazy people make it through a forest? They take the psycho-path."