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Joke of the Day

"What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a bald eagle A life time ban from the zoo and a felony...apparently"

"If you bury someone in the wrong place then you have made a grave mistake."

"What's the difference between a group of pigmies and a lesbian track team? One of them is a bunch of cunning runts"

"Why do asians eat dogs? Because they like their dicks?(* eating them ofcourse) I seriously dont know."

"Oh look, it's raining outside. I think I'll go on Facebook and update all my friends that don't have a window of their own."

"Which side of a horse has the most hair? The OUTSIDE! oh-my-goodness, that's hilarious! ~Skip"

"What did the young witch say to her mother ? Can I have the keys to the broom tonight !"

"What do you get when you put birthday candles on a pizza? You can't figure it out? I mean, it's a pizz'a cake."

"20 Years Ago... 20 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash, and Bob Hope. And now, we have no jobs, no cash, and no hope"

"How does the Terminator lose weight? By counting Kylereese."