222851
Joke of the Day
"A man had a stroke and lost the use of the left side of his body. He's all right now."
Next Joke
"I got a new cat from the inner city shelter. So far he seems fine, except for needing to go outside every hour for a cigarette."
"""Quinoa"" sounds like something a ninja would say before kicking you."
"What do you call a Greek intellectual that only eats kimchee? An Epikorean."
"Last night I dreamed the oceans were made of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea."
"Thanks to ringtones, I now associate all my favorite songs with the annoyance and dread of being interrupted and having to talk to somebody."
"Why is sex like signing-on? Both involve a log-in."
"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they're like ""hey thanks"" and I'm like ""I'm just happy to be a part of this nice community"""
"How come sneezes get a ""God Bless You"" but coughs get a cold unflinching silence?"
"Do you want to hear a joke? Women's rights."