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Joke of the Day
"How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math? Carry the Juan"
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"How can U make a difference? Good Mourning! *(this pun is baaad and I feel terrible about it)*"
"My dad shouted ""shut up idiots"" to the cats. I told him ""You're speaking English to a cat. You're the idiot. You have to meow at them."""
"Procrastination Kid in class: ""Hey, what does procrastination mean?"" Me: ""Ill tell you later"""
"Abs are for people who can't afford good food."
"What do you call a tree that lost its family in a forrest fire? Mourning wood"
"What do you call Jews with HIV? Financial AIDS."
"*KFC* Me: how tender is the chicken? Employee: [points to chicken crying watching the notebook]"
"A photographer shot his subject with a Canon. She was blown away."
"If you're going to bother Google with a search, it is polite to type ""excuse me"" first."