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Joke of the Day
"Did you head about the rabbi who only drank lemonade? He's an acidic Jew...."
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"What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day? Hog and kisses! "
"I'm gonna create chaos in my neighborhood by putting giant bows on all the cars the night before Christmas."
"I can't wait to tell my Grandkids, ""Back when I was kid, we were smarter than our phones!"""
"Republicans first began thinking like Republicans when they stopped believing in Santa Claus. Democrats became Democrats because they never stopped believing in Santa Claus."
"Why didn't Abraham Lincoln go to jail? Because he was in-a-cent!"
"what idiot called it a moon enthusiast and not a lunatic"
"Born again Christian I've never understood the term ""born again Christian."" Is that someone who goes to their mother and says, ""Mom, I'm going back in, and I'm not coming out until I've found Jesus."""
"What do a Feminist and a Hockey Player have in common? They both change their pads after three periods."
"Things we can't say by color. Things a white person can't say: The ""N"" Word. Things a black person can say: ""Thanks for the warning officer."""