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Joke of the Day

"What do a Feminist and a Hockey Player have in common? They both change their pads after three periods."

"What do you call those people who follow musicians around and try to hang with them after the show? Drummers."

"I couldn't figure out how my seatbelt worked. But then it clicked."

"You Can't spell ADVERTISEMENTS without semen between the tits!"

"Anyone know how to fix a guardian angel, I think mine is broken."

"It's no wonder we've never met an alien, i'd have a hard time developing a space program if no one believed in me, too."

"SNL Gold: Domestic Violence A local county couple had an argument over a jar of salsa, which resulted in the girlfriend stabbing her boyfriend. But hey, you'd be mad too if he was jalpeno business."

"Summer body wasn't ready.. But winter body is good to go!"

"Why was the President broke after the assassination attempt? Secret service charges."

"What do snowmen wear on their heads ? Ice caps !"