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Joke of the Day
"What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day? Hog and kisses! "
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"Look all I'm saying is Harry Potter could have defeated Voldemort much faster with the use of drones"
"[Russian Joke] What will the results of the next election be? No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!"
"My extremely slow tailor is trying to give me an impromptu fitting but I don't want to do it right now I'm taking steps to prevent the measure"
"No one J.D. should have all that power and associates."
"I can speak 10 languages. English and Binary"
"What do you call ghosts that haunt liquor stores? Spirits"
"Every Husband is a farmer by default. His survival solely depends on ""agree""culture... ""Agree""culture increases the GDP (Gross Domestic Peace). Not my original. Just heard at a party recently. :)"
"""I just read last year 4,153,237 people got married. I don't want to start any trouble, but shouldn't that be an even number?"""
"""I totally nailed that guy"" - Roman soldiers"