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Joke of the Day
"What did the balding thief say in the wig store? Toupee or not toupee"
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"I'd like to give it up to sidewalks for keeping me off the streets."
"People who do not use the grocery store divider bar can rot in hell."
"What did the raisin see when she came home early from work? Her husband on a date."
"Accuracy ##You miss 100% of the shits you don't take. Made this typo and thought it was hilarious..."
"Slept with a girl who had eczema last night The sex was alright but her tits were cracking!"
"It's always the Great Wall of China, but I feel bad for all the other walls in China. They're like ""Hey i'm a pretty good wall too."""
"What is the black stuff between elephants' toes? Slow natives"
"There are three unwritten rules of life. 1. 2. 3."
"I never really liked the word syllable. It's seems pretty full of itself."