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Joke of the Day
"What is the black stuff between elephants' toes? Slow natives"
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"What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door? Matt"
"If you play a Nickleback song backwards... you hear a message from the devil. Even worse, if you play a Nickleback song forwards. You hear a Nickleback song."
"How do you make a baby drink? You stick it in a blender."
"Men can't have multiple orgasms so having sex several times is hard Then soft, then hard, then soft"
"Pyramid schemes... Wrong on so many levels"
"If Trump wins, I think I may know what will happen to New Mexico [Removed]"
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"Ken walks into a bar... ..bie doll."
"People are like, ""How cute! Your dog looks just like you!"" I'm like, ""That's my son."""