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Joke of the Day
"Why was the violist standing outside the door? He didn't know when to come in"
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"Teenager: Bae swag YOLO Me: In better times, people who spoke gibberish like that were burned as witches."
"What's the difference between a dead baby and a stick? I don't have a stick up my ass!"
"I've adjusted my insults to be more pc Instead of calling people gay, I call them straight."
"And on another note... Why was the guitar teacher arrested? For fingering a minor."
"Sorry, I'm using all 43 grocery carts. Use a basket."
"I have standards. I'm looking for a woman that 36-24-36. Age, IQ, Body fat %, that is."
"Fish must really like poetry. They like things that are deep."
"I'm glad Pitbull always announces his name right away so I know when to turn the radio off."
"My wife said: Pls go to shop & buy a carton of Milk & if they have eggs, get six. I came back with Six cartons of Milk & told they had eggs."