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Joke of the Day
"Slept with a girl who had eczema last night The sex was alright but her tits were cracking!"
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"Where do the Russian separatists go to complain about their lives? Crimea River"
"Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him."
"What do you call Dana Carvey standing on the back of Dana Carvey? Turtles all the way down"
"I've never really been into French Impressionistic music, but lately... ...it's been grabbing me by Debussy."
"[Dirty] Guy walks into a... A guy walks into a shop and asks if they have any parsley, the cashier answers ""No sir this is a porn shop"". The guy says ""Oh well, do you have any dill though?"""
"her: I have this weird fantasy where my man shaves me while I sleep me: k her: *wakes up with no eyebrows"
"Why is unemployment rising in Jamaica? Because they're jahbless!"
"Google in the 80s ""I'm sorry, did you mean to search for *Deaf Leopard*?"""
"I'm sorry Mr. Simmons. I really enjoy babysitting little Timmy, but I'm only 14. I need real money, not bitcoin."