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Joke of the Day

"What did the math major say to himself when he discovered that he was no longer a sapling? Gee, I'm a tree."

"I failed every subject except for algebra. How did you keep from failing that? I didn't take algebra!"

"What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Ones fun to smash with a sledge hammer the others just a fucking watermelon."

"*Draws happy eyebrows on my dog*"

"Technically When is a computer like a blonde? When it goes down on you as soon as you turn it on."

"""hey we use animals for literally everything else in our lives. lets use our feet for cars."" idiot flintstones. no wonder you're extinct."

"Hey, people who leave the volume on an odd, non divisible by 5 number, how do you live with yourselves?!"

"MOOF What goes moof? A cow with buck teeth."

"Why is poo tapered? So your arse doesn't slam."

"If I were to open a dollar store in the UK, I'd call it Pound Town."