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Joke of the Day

"Never trust an atom. They make up everything."

"A girl called me up, she said ""come over there's nobody home"" So I went over, but there was nobody home"

"Q: Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank? A: Because she had an interest in the principal."

"What do you call a raft full of black people? Smoke on the water. ... My most sincere apologies."

"Well, it's the end of the year. No point in trying to become a good person this late in the game."

"What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath? The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!"

"I'm so glad we could finally reconnect after all these years because I'd really like your help on my virtual farm."

"I was tired of the fascist dictator who ran the Bird Imitators Society.. So I took control with a violent coup."

"Yo momma's so stupid when she tried to commit suicide, she killed her twin."

"Why does your blood rush to your head when you're upside down but not to your feet when you're right side up? Your feet aren't empty."