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Joke of the Day
"Technically When is a computer like a blonde? When it goes down on you as soon as you turn it on."
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"Don't ever believe anything an atom says. They make up everything."
"How do you make one girl disappear? ..just add a G and now she's gone."
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"My mom once told me if I jack off I'll go blind I never saw her again"
"Whats the greediest nut? a cashjew"
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"What was it called when the dragon from The Hobbit was thrown out a window? The Defenestration of Smaug."
"Online dating has its good points. You can choose your own name, lie through your teeth and you can't smell their breath."
"How do you kill a one-legged fox? You make him run across Canada..."