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Joke of the Day

"Why is poo tapered? So your arse doesn't slam."

"I hate when someone sneaks up in front of you when you're scrolling on your phone"

"Great Insults A letter from teacher to parent:Dear parent,Kamal doesn't smel nice in class.Please try to bathe him.Parent answer:Dear teacher,Kamal is not a rose.Don't smell him.Teach him."

"Why is incest so fun? Because it's a game that the whole family can play."

"What's a Muslim's favourite musician? Shari'ah Carey"

"My relationship is complex because I am real but my S.O. is imaginary"

"I don't always eat breakfast... But when I do, I prefer ""dos eggies."""

"Day one of acting school should be teaching actors how to hold an empty cup of coffee on 'Law and Order' like it's a full cup of coffee."

"Netflix and chill is cool... But let's be honest guys, we know for most of you it's Netflix and Jill Edit: if you don't know who Jill is, take a look at your hand."

"""Honey, we're out of bootleg DVDs, and Samurai swords."" - Flea Market attendees."