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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Ones fun to smash with a sledge hammer the others just a fucking watermelon."

"So I was all ""I'm not taking any shit from you, bitch"" and she was all ""to speak to a member of our customer service team, press 1""."

"A recent survey has shown that 50% of all newlyweds want to try anal sex. Or to put it another way, 100% of grooms."

"What do you get when you throw a bomb in a French bathroom? Linoleum Blown-apart"

"Life is just better when you're laughing."

"My wife wants to lose some weight,so she is doing a lot of horse riding. and,what are the results? for one week horse lost 20 pounds."

"The American flags on the moon have been bleached white from 44 years of solar radiation. If aliens ever attack, we've already surrendered."

"Hedgehogs. Why can't they just share the hedge?"

"Crikey, more sad news from the world of technology: Anti-virus developer John McAfee is appearing in court for manslaughter... They estimate the trial could last for 30 days."

"What is the biggest ant in the world ? An elephant !"