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Joke of the Day

"What did one testicle say to the other testicle? Don't talk to the guy in the middle. He is a dick!"

"So when a couple gets engaged on Facebook for April Fools it's okay to comment ""hahaha"" but the rest of the year it's rude??"

"It must be shit having same-sex parents. You either have twice the normal amount of Dad-jokes, or you get stuck in an endless loop of ""Go ask your mother."""

"I just got laid ... off."

"Ethiopia How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? Stable bread to the ceiling."

"Two Texans taking a leak off the GW Bridge on a December night Man, it's cold. Yeah, deep too!"

"What's 10 inches long, Hard as a rock and filled with semen? The sock under my bed"

"A neutron walks into a bar and asks, ""how much for a beer?"" The bartender replies, ""For you, no charge."""

"Why was Skrillex never in an orchestra? Because he would always drop the bass"

"What do you call a nomadic neanderthal? A meanderthal."