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Joke of the Day

"Most Viral Trend of 2014 Announced News just in: Most viral trend of 2014 formally announced: Ebola."

"Taking my wife to a wife swapping party tonight... Hoping to get a PS4 in return."

"What did the tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches."

"Who's the most popular guy in the nudist camp? The one who can carry two cups of coffee AND a dozen donurs!"

"What did the lesbian mushroom say to the other lesbian mushroom during oral sex? Umami."

"How many ears does Mr. Spock have? Three. One left ear, one right ear, and a Final Front-ear."

"I went to the zoo yesterday, but it was rubbish. All they had was one dog. It was a shitzu."

"Adderall is really dangerous I'm not sure exactly what happened: I took some, and then I must have blacked out or something... all I know is that I'm a grad student now"

"LOL jokes What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint."

"Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? She didn't want to wake the sleeping tablets!"