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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the banana get a date? It didn't have a peel."
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"What's grey and comes in gallons? An elephant."
"What is red and crawls up your leg? An abortion with homesickness."
"I just bought a bidet The salesperson told me it'd clean the shit out of me!"
"""Grammar: it's the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit"""
"Please don't drink and drive. Last night I put my hand out of the car to indicate i was turning right and some moron pulled the the bottle out of my hand"
"At what age do kids stop remembering how often their parents are late picking them up from school because of online poker?"
"My boss asked if I had Facebook and I said sure and gave up the link. Then she asked about twitter. After an awkward silence I said, huh?"
"A blind man walks into a bar... And a chair. And a table.."
"What did Jennifer Lawrence say to Julius Caesar? ...""May the Ides be ever in your favor."""