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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the banana get a date? It didn't have a peel."
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"If I worked in a used record store I would tell every customer ""all sales are vinyl"" until I was fired. It would be worth it."
"The secret to having all of your dreams come true is to keep changing your dreams to something that's just about to happen anyway."
"My wife gives the best headache."
"I like my women like I like my coffee Ground up and in the freezer."
"What did the monster say to the Thanksgiving turkey? ""Pleased to eat you!"""
"Today I popped a G string while fingering a minor. I'm going to the violin repair shop tomorrow."
"The hardest part about coaching Little League is remembering not to say, ""MOTHERFUCKER FIRST FUCKING BASE GODDAMMIT SHIT!!!"" all the time."
"Dolly Parton and Princess Diana Go To Heaven"
"In Newcastle, England many people don't like to live above the seventh floor in a tower block They have a fear of Eights"