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Joke of the Day
"I hate it when people beg for likes, like if you agree?"
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"Women don't want to hear a man's opinion... ...They just want to hear their own in a deeper voice. (Credit to Jeff Foxworthy)"
"Does anyone have any good Tokyo Ghoul puns? I would love if someone would comment some Tokyo Ghoul jokes/puns! Or Attack on Titan... Thx!"
"""I bet all those murders are done by that hooded guy whose always running around rooftops w 17 weapons on him.""-Nobody in Assassin's Creed"
"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed the headphone jack with lightning"
"Which 3 words will make a mexican tremble in fear ? Round of 16"
"I slipped on ice and discovered I'm a natural at break dancing"
"my fitness goal is just to get down to the weight that i lied about on my drivers license"
"Why is it so hard to find Tylenol in the jungle? Because the parrots eat 'em all. . . . Explanation: Parrots eat 'em all = paracetamol = acetominophen = Tylenol"
"I'm not sure what I did wrong but the pile of LEGOs left on the bath mat while I was in the shower seems like some kind of threat."