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Joke of the Day
"I don't think this guy who just told a woman to calm down understands how women work"
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"I've come to the realisation that I am a hipster. Well, that solved itself."
"Corny Japanese Cartoons Ani-maize ...I'll leave now."
"Why did the woman marry the shoe maker? Because she was his sole mate."
"Sea cucumbers are actually animals, so regular cucumbers are either lying or they need to step their game up."
"What word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly? incorrectly"
"Rule: If thou has a Macbook, thou shall always taketh photos of objects with the Macbook in the background."
"Beethoven was such a hipster... ... that he never even heard some of his own music."
"What's a dentists favorite time? Tooth hurty"
"Crap tonight is day lights savings and we loose an hour of sleep On the bright side we get an extra hour of light"