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Joke of the Day
"What's Dale Earnhardt's favorite Pink Floyd album? Dark side of the moon. You sick bastard."
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"God: why don't we text anymore? Me: you know why God: I can't just give everyone a Sega whenever they ask. That's not how it works Me: k"
"My stomach just growled so hard I thought I was getting a text message."
"What does a Jewish turtle say when it first meets someone? SHELLom"
"How do skeletons kiss? They don't. Skeletons don't have lips, they just bone."
"What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog ? Dingo Starr !"
"Have you heard about the Rabbi who did circumcisions for free? He worked for tips."
"If you want to be a General Motors engineer, your memory needs to be perfect. You have to recall everything."
"What do you get the man who has everything? Antibiotics"
"Donald Trump says he can ""protect the Constitution"" Do people really think he can stop Nic Cage?"