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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the murdered essay? They can't find the body."

"If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had a puppy."

"P is for psychic.... Pumpkin squash!!"

"You guys wanna hear a poop joke? No... I shouldn't tell it. It's too corny."

"We had a muslim friend.. Who was always late to the class. We used to call him 9/12. Edit: he is still my best friend."

"What's the difference between a Lambo and 1,000 dead babies? I dont have a Lambo in my Garage..."

"No power. Mitt Romney : ""8 Million Americans still have no power."" Obama: ""8 Million and one."""

"What's a nuns favorite day of the week? Sununday."

"Over the past year my sexual perversions have been getting more perverse. But it wasn't until I spanked a statue that I realized I'd hit rock bottom."

"Why can't you tell jokes to kleptomaniacs I stole this joke from somewhere..."