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Joke of the Day
"How was the bear able to move in order to get honey? It had muscles."
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"Who is the most popular guy in a swingers' club? The guy who can carry a dozen doughnuts without using his hands. Who's the most popular woman? The one who can get the last one without using hers."
"I bought a dog the other day... I named him Stay. It's fun to call him... ""Come here Stay! Come here Stay!"" He went insane. Now he just ignores me and keeps typing. He's an East German Shepherd."
"Hey everyone look I'm really sorry because I know we JUST buried the casket but I'm 75% sure my wallet fell in there and I was wondering if"
"70% of writing is writ"
"You are the pebble in my shoe of people."
"The best late artist of the late 20th century yelvis. I AINT NOTHING BUT A HOUND DOG. CRYING ALL THE TIME."
"Whip me up, Before you Nae Nae Don't leave me hanging on like a Bae Bae"
"Dad bought Mum a bone-china tea set for her birthday. How lovely! Yes but he only did it so as not to have to do the washing-up. Mum's too frightened he'll break it!"
"What kind of skin lotion do acrobats use? Cirque d'Olay"