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Joke of the Day
"What medical condition are Clinton supporters currently experiencing? Tendienitis"
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"What type of sushi does Bob Seger like? That Old Thai Moroccan Roll."
"My friends cat just ran across his banjo and was immediately sued by Mumford and Sons."
"Who likes wet cock and hates soggy cereal? A chicken with a water fetish."
"Ah, I love self-deprecating humor. That's one more thing that won't love me back."
"Know how I know I am getting laid tonight...? Because I am stronger than you."
"If a cannibal ate a comedian... ...that could lead to some funny shit"
"The best American joke of all time Healthcare"
"Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? .... 'Cause they're ugly and they stink."