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Joke of the Day

"I ended up in jail the other night and the guys across from me had glued themselves together... It was very confusing."

"My boyfriend said it would be nice if once in a while he woke up to breakfast in bed... I put his bed in the kitchen..."

"Why do cops make good farmers? They're good at planting evidence."

"Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a chain saw? A: A chain saw has a dynamic range."

"4: Where did I come from? Me: Mommy's belly. 4: How'd I get there? Me: I, uh...put you there? 4: How did you... Me: WHO WANTS ICE CREAM?!"

"A guide to procrastination... I'll tell you later..."

"Bernie Sanders looks and sounds like the High Sparrow from GoT, but that's an unfair comparison. By next season, Reddit will still remember the High Sparrow."

"why was the mother buying christmas gifts for her son in august? because presents are less expensive than chemo.."

"Why do women have boobs? So ya got something to look at when yah talkin' to em'! So ya got something to look at when yah talkin' to em'! So ya got... Thanks Family Guy."

"Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives? Because ""Islam gives women equal rights!"""