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Joke of the Day

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house. (awkward silence) knock knock. (who's there?) The chicken. Feel free to try on your friends, its a good laugh."

"People who are offended when I breastfeed in public need to STFU. What I'm doing is natural and strengthens the bond between me and my dog."

"What is the best way to break a shield apart? Seth Rollins with a chair"

"It's my CakeDay. Here's a joke I wrote. My British friend is a bit of a freak. He sniffs African women's underwear when they're on their period. - - - ^^Bloody ^^nickers ^^lover..."

"Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory? He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated."

"Oscar Pistorius was keen to get a new bathroom door.... but his girlfriend was dead against it. Source: Scorch-O-Rama cafe, Wellington, New Zealand"

"I met my grandmother in Mexico She looked familia."

"Roses are red Violets are blue if DNA test proves you're my sister I'll stop sleeping with you."

"[walks in on someone watching Wheel Of Fortune] What's this, Wheel of Fortune?"

"Today is Friday the 13th. Try not to be a teenage girl in her underwear at night at a deserted summer camp today."