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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when American pioneers develop a video game? They manifest Destiny"
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"Him: Take them off. All of them. *slowly unbuttons 50 cardigans"
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"On the list of things I've learned today: 1. You're not allowed to walk a police dog 2. Pepper spray recovery time is 37 minutes"
"That awkward moment when you're about to hug someone sexy as hell and then you hit the mirror."