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Joke of the Day

"What will be after homo sapiens in evolution? Homo genius."

"What's the difference between a clown and a prostitute? Clowns have cunning stunts"

"Judge: Why did you steal that bird? Prisoner: For a lark sir."

"Who invented Bull Riding? Hey, I'm gonna hop on that 2,000 pound pissed off animal...Time me."

"Justin Bieber.... I have recently changed the sound of my alarm clock to ""Justin Bieber - Baby"". Now I wake up 5 minutes earlier every day, so I don't have to listen to it."

"What do snowmen call their offspring? Chill-dren."

"WHY HAS THE COST OF BALLOONS INCREASED OVER THE LAST 50 YEARS?? INFLATION!"

"What did the Jamaican say when he lost the smelliest feet contest? DEFEAT STINKS!"

"Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? A: To smell like big girls."

"I used to think the brain was the most important organ Then I thought, look what's telling me that."