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Joke of the Day
"I like my men how I like my coffee. Sweet."
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"My wife gives incredible head aches..."
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"Sometimes I think I've missed my calling. Luckly for me I have voicemail."
"whats the difference between boyscouts and jews? Boyscouts come back from camp."
"After I painted my computer black... Strawpoll would only work 3-5ths of the time"
"I don't always try to use big words but when I do, I accidentally tell a mother her toddler was a necrophiliac today instead of narcoleptic."
"Just watched Jersey Shore for 5 minutes and now I realize why we have to do things like write ""do not eat"" on dry silica packets"
"How do salespeople traditionally greet each other? ""Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm better than you."""
"What do runners eat before a race? Nothing. They fast"