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Joke of the Day
"I like my men how I like my coffee. Sweet."
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"Don't dress like a hoe and expect a guy to approach you like a princess."
"What do you yell at a Muslim striptease? ""Show me your nose!"""
"Girls are like Blackjack I aim for 21, but I always hit on 14"
"Me: I'm super funny. I mean, how could 13K people be wrong? Husband: There were WAY more people in the Nazi party. Me:................."
"Seriously, it's almost 2014, can we please get some waterproof phones? I would like to text in the shower."
"Why is your mom like a vacuum? She sucks, blows, and gets laid in the closet. Not to mention she also gets turned on by your dad"
"I would rather that you'd just paid some of my bills, but thanks for this combination rubik's cube/pepper grinder."
"What does Barack Obama say when his workweek is done? Yes weekend"
"Who invented rhetorical questions? How should I know?"