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Joke of the Day
"Do you like Taco Bell? Then you'll LOVE real food!"
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"How many spiders does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two."
"Just got back from Germany... and let me tell ya, their meat is the Wurst."
"I'm not going to heaven because I'm afraid of heights."
"I'm holding a latte and a scone while I break into this Audi so people think it's mine and I've locked my keys in it."
"[boss's office] BOSS: Do you like my fire place? ME: Actually, it's one word: ""fireplace"" BOSS: You're fired ME: Oh, I get it now"
"What do you get if you mix Coco Pops and milk? Chocolate milk! What do you get if you mix Coco Pops and chocolate milk? Diabetes"
"The final death of 2016.... Mariah Carey's live performance career"
"What is a 6.9? A good thing ruined by a period."
"My husband gets so mad when I introduce him as my first husband."