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Joke of the Day
"If there's a zombie apocalypse and you see one zombie taking a nap, that will be me"
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"Which two farm animals are the dirtiest? Brown chicken brown cow.."
"What does a plumber call screwing his wife [NSFW] Servicing the dishwasher"
"What's a dead baby's favorite holiday beverage? Infanticider."
"My wife suffers from chronic, debilitating headaches. Anyway, enough about her... ...back to drum practice."
"If you play a NIickelback song backwards you'll hear messages from the illuminant.Even worse, if you play it forward you'll hear NIickelback"
"Why are lesbians superstitious? Because they are always knocking on wood."
"The life of a Dick. A dick has a sad life. His hair is a mess; his family is nuts; his next-door neighbor is an asshole; his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him habitually."
"What if we've got it backwards? Maybe mustaches have a thing for pedophiles."
"Since married famous people often mix names, shouldn't Hillary and Bill's be... Hillbilly?"