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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't cry when you cut up a hooker."
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"Why does Donald Trump take anti-anxiety medication? To prevent Hispanic attacks."
"Q: What kind of house is easiest to pick up? A: A light house."
"In a committed relationship with carbs."
"I want to open a Reserve to breed, arm and train West Lowland Gorillas to fight Jihadists. I'm going to call it Boko Harambe"
"Everyone was texting her good morning sunshine, so I texted her ""good morning solar eclipse"" Yeah, don't do that."
"Why did the hipster burn his mouth when he was eating a slice of pizza? He ate it before it was cool"
"Don't get me started on trigonometry... I'll go on a tangent."
"4-year-old: *puts on ballerina dress* *puts on ballerina shoes* *puts on ballerina tiara* Me: Who are you supposed to be? 4: A ninja."
"""wat can i say.. im a people person"" said the man who was MADE OUT OF PEOPLE"