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Joke of the Day

"Teacher: What's 2 and 2 Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good Pupil: Good ? that's perfect !"

"[FIRST DATE] Me, opening mouth seductively: ""And this is where I burned my tongue on pizza, and this is where I burned my tongue on fries, a"

"Twiter helps me keep my finger on the pulse of what today's youth is jazzing & vibing to. #hip #relevant"

"[talking to daughter's art major boyfriend] ""You know who else had a pointy beard? Satan."""

"Bread goes in, toast comes out. EXPLAIN THAT, ATHEISTS!"

"Why has barbie never gotten pregnant? Because Ken came in another box ;)"

"Why did the two radio broadcasters get along so well? They were on the same wavelength."

"If Tom Cruise had an intervention to an addiction... They should call it ""Cruise Control."""

"*gets bitten *becomes shy shy"

"What is green and flying over Poland? Peter Panski"