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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire? One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire."

"A man walks in to a library and asks for a book on Amnesia. The librarian replies, ""fuck off, you'll forget to bring it back"" To which the man replies, ""bring what back?"""

"Eventually one of these Republican congressmen is going to find out his daughter is a woman, and then we're all set."

"Q: What's the book of socially prominent monsters? A: The Book of who's Boo."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Adam ! Adam who ? Adam up and tell me the total !"

"I just found the Wand of Transfiguration! This changes everything!"

"Gang rape... ...5 of 6 people will enjoy it."

"Bing is a fast search engine because you're the only person using it."

"There's a fine line... Between a numerator and a denominator."

"I would make an economics joke But there's no demand"