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Joke of the Day
"What kind of doctor does a duck visit? A Ducktor."
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"[last supper] drunk jesus: *swinging baguette wildly* You want a piece of me!?"
"I didn't like the idea of having a beard But then it grew on me"
"The government forcibly took over MarshallMathers.com They cited Eminem domain"
"What do you call a prostitute with her hands up her own skirt? Self Employed"
"Why did the newspaper cross the street? To get to the other side of the story."
"We get it - ""Bacardi"" rhymes with ""party,"" ""bottle"" rhymes with ""model,"" and ""sex"" rhymes with ""text."" You rappers can stop rapping now."
"Hurricanes are like a divorce in West Virginia There's lots of yelling and screaming, and somebody looses a trailer. -joke from my chem teacher today"
"Haegel, Nietzsche and Aristotle walk into a bar... Why?"
"The toughest part of a job interview is finding the exact right moment to go in for the kiss."