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Joke of the Day

"By telling the punchline first How do you fuck up a joke?"

"what do you call 6.02 X 10^23 atoms of avocado dipping sauce? one guacamole"

"I'm excited about a black person being on the $20 bill. I always wanted to use black people as currency."

"My chickens were clucking at me Little did I know, they were using fowl language."

"Hitler wasn't that bad of a guy I mean, he did kill Hitler."

"A man using the new Apple maps walks into a bar... ... or maybe a hotel. or possibly a church."

"Why do flamingos stand on one leg? Because if they didn't stand on any leg they would fall"

"Did you hear the joke about butter? No? I guess it didn't spread then"

"Farted on the bus, 4 people turned around, felt like i'm on ""The Voice"""

"Rednecks can't describe large areas as expansive... Listeners will just wonder why they paid so much for it."