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Joke of the Day
"Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad? Because it's soda pressing."
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"Explain joke What do pigs eat? Mud pies"
"What is E.T short for? He only has little legs."
"http://loolzpedia.blogspot.com/2014/08/oxygen.html Oxygen Is Important"
"Procrastination is like Masterbation In the end you just fuck yourself"
"What is a bacteria's OTHER favorite dish? The PETRI dish!"
"Did you hear about the hooker who had an appendectomy? Now she makes money on the side."
"If there were such a thing as beavers that were small and live in people's circulatory systems, what would be their religion? Embolism."
"I pity those who feel the need to brag about themselves to get people's attention. I hate them more than the scratch on my Lamborghini."
"There is no more cake. This is my suicide note."