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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between parsley.... and pussy? Nobody eats parsley anymore."
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"So the Enlarged Prostate and the Bladder are taking. The bladder says "" move I gotta pee!"" the Enlarged Prostate smiles and says "" Sorry but urine trouble."""
"Where does a tugboat go when it feels sick? To the Dock"
"What's one thing that a beautiful woman and a jar of peanut butter have in common? They can both make me swell up to 3 times my normal size."
"What has 16 balls and 3 pubic hairs? A sleepover at Michael Jacksons house"
"4 lawyers died in a car crash. Oops, sorry, wasn't supposed to put the punchline in the title."
"I ate some bad Greek food now I falafel."
"Life is a soup And i am a fork"
"""Your new girlfriend seems a bit, I don't know...bookish?"" She has a name you know! ""What is it?"" ...Paige."
"""Doctors report a new super effective painkiller."" Its axed shaped for splitting headaches!"