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Joke of the Day
"What's one thing a woman can never say no to? Rape."
Next Joke
"Q: What dinosaur loves pancakes? A: A tri-syrup-tops."
"The person you're eating with can't wait for you to go to the bathroom so they can check their phone."
"Why did God bless Texas? He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Brigham ! Brigham who ? Drigham back my sunshine back to me... !"
"How do you stop water from running? Don't pay the water bill."
"I almost ate that little packet in the shoe box. Good thing it said 'do not eat'. That was close."
"Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship? Neither, they both eat out"
"Help is a magic word. Say it to people & watch them disappearing from the horizon of your life."
"How many pancakes can you fit into a dog house? None because ice cream doesn't have bones."