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Joke of the Day
"How many pancakes can you fit into a dog house? None because ice cream doesn't have bones."
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"Whenever someone tells me they have an IQ of 140, I wonder if that's Fahrenheit or centigrade."
"How much do deer nuts cost? Under a buck"
"I've whittled my Starbucks order down to 11 minutes so don't you dare tell me about sacrifice."
"*dramatically gets out of bean bag chair for 20 minutes*"
"My dad called in and told this joke to win a corny joke contest in the 70's What has two knees and swims in the ocean? A Two-knee fish!....."
"Her: I have a marathon coming. Me: Ooh, which show?"
"You haven't texted me since you went to bed. Are we ok?"
"My brother forgot his apple today. Until he was rear-ended by a doctor."
"*mugger snatching Elsa's purse Elsa: LET IT GO! Mugger: LET IT GO! Elsa: CANT HOLD IT BACK ANYMORE! Mugger: LET IT GO! Elsa: LET IT GO!"