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Joke of the Day
"Help is a magic word. Say it to people & watch them disappearing from the horizon of your life."
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"Much like #Skynet, the dirty dishes in my sink have achieved self awareness."
"Two boll weevils grew up together. One became rich and famous. They other became poor and homeless. The second one is the lesser of two weevils."
"""Lights on, or lights off?"" he asked me. I said, ""Just give me the prostate exam, please."""
"Q: What do you call it when you lease false teeth? A: A dental rental."
"Idk what was worse, the fact that my girlfriend text me saying ""sorry breaking up with you"" or that a minute later she text me back ""sorry wrong number."""
"What do they call Peter Pan in China? Peter Wok"
"What do you call five black people having sex? a threesome"
"SKETCH ARTIST: *holds up drawing of a single bit of straw* CAMEL: [in a wheelchair, tears in his eyes] That's him!"
"What has two asses and can kill you? An assassin"