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Joke of the Day
"I almost ate that little packet in the shoe box. Good thing it said 'do not eat'. That was close."
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"why isn't there a sprite history month"
"It's my birthday today and, as a special treat, my wife has said I can have anything I want tonight. Her arse will be red raw tomorrow. Curry for dinner."
"What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana? Tiger Woods knows how to pick a good driver."
"Why don't Africans go on cruises? They're not falling for that one again."
"Harriet Tubman printed on $20 notes, immediately rendering them worth $12. #threefifthscompromise #myjokesarefunnierwhenIexplainthem"
"Is it wrong to hate a certain race? I'm ok with a 5km but really don't like 10km."
"PERSON: I'm exhausted! ME: Me too! What'd you do? PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You? ME: I talked to like 4 people."
"Why are Holocaust jokes never clean? Because they're full of Germans."
"I've been a right-leaning man for most of my life Fuck scoliosis."