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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Brigham ! Brigham who ? Drigham back my sunshine back to me... !"
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"A man fixes a lightbulb, crosses the street, and walks into a bar. He tells the bartender: ""My whole life is a joke."""
"If the camera adds 10 lbs. & Mirrors don't lie..Why in the World would a Woman ever take her picture in the bathroom mirror? It defies logic"
"I decided to have scrambled eggs this morning... Immediately after thinking ""I'll just flip this omelette."""
"This one is pretty offensive... Whats the difference between Jesus and a whore? They both moan when you nail them, but only one of them actually enjoys it."
"""got you by the balls""... classic reference to the type of situation where someone is holding your balls and you can't jump around too much."
"Accidentally ordered a large Coke from McDonalds. My Smart Car tipped over"
"FROSTY DIVORCE Q: Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce? A: He thought his wife was a flake."
"What's the most common view of porn? In HD."
"The World of Vegetables by Artie Choak"